一人一边
感情
不变
2009年8月18日 星期二
2009年8月11日 星期二
屌可屌非常屌
| Greetings | "How the fuck are you?" |
| Fraud | "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through." |
| Dismay | "Oh, fuck it." |
| Trouble | "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." |
| Aggression | "Fuck you!!!" |
| Disgust | "Fuck me!!!" |
| Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief | "What the fuck....?" |
| Difficulty | "I don't understand this fucking thing." |
| Despair | "Fucked again." |
| Good Job | "Congratufuckinglations." |
| Desperation | "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck." |
| Incompetence | "He fucks up everything." |
| Disappointment | "This fucking fucker is fucked." |
| Intelligence | "He's a fucking genius." |
| Dismissal | "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?" |
| Displeasure | "What the fuck is going on?" |
| Lost | "Where the fuck are we?" |
| Disbelief | "Unbefuckinglievable!!!" |
| Retaliation | "Up your fucking ass!!!" |
| Laziness | "He's just a fuck-off." |
| Pain | "Fuck ! that hurt." |
| Pleasure | "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck" |
| Love | "Do ya Fuck on first dates?" |
| Starting a relationship | "Let's fuck now!" |
| Surprise | "Fucking hell what was that?" |
| Admiration | "Nice fucking tits!" |
| Stupid person | "Dumbfuck!" |
| Hate | "You Fuck!" |
| Condemnation | "Fuck that shit!" |
| Disappointment | "That's not fucking fair." |
| A poker hand | "A Royal Fuck." |
| Ignorant person | "Fuckstick." |
| Denial | "I didn't fucking do it." |
| Perplexity | "I know fuck all about it." |
| Apathy | "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck". |
| Confusion | "What the fuck just happened?" |
| Resignation | "Oh fuck it." |
| Suspicion | "Who the fuck are you?" |
| Panic | "Let's get the fuck out of here!" |
| Directions | "Fuck off." |
| Sex | "Let's fuck." |
| Maternal | "Motherfucker." |
| Incestuous | "Motherfucker." |
| Ambiguity | "I'm not so fucking sure." |
| Agreement | "Absofuckinglutely." |
| Questioning Authority | "Who the fuck do you think you are?" |
| Hypocrisy | "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker." |
| Praising the Lord | "Jesus Fucking Christ." |
| I have a headache | "Go fuck yourself." |
| Refusal | "Oh you can fuck right off." |
| Pissed off | "Fuck the fucking fuckers!" |
| Be quiet | "Shut the fuck up." |
| You're right | "Fucking oath." (Australianism) |
| Ostentation | "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes." |
| Sensuousness | "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots." |
| Confidence | "Fuckin' A." |
| Rage | "Motherfucking fuckers!" |
| Impressed | "That was fucking amazing." |
| Oral sex after 30 years of marriage | "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall) |
| Bewilderment or Ignorance | "Fucked if I know." |
| Enraged | "I'm gonna fuck you up!" |
| Annoyance | "Fuck off, fucker." |
| Annoyance | "For fuck's sake." |
| Pissed off | "Fuck you, you fucking fuck." |
| Tardiness | "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?" |
| Broken down motorcycle | "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me. |
| Professional appraisal of mechanical failure | "It's fucked." |
| Calling someone | "Oy, fuck face!" |
| Minors | "Fucklings." |
| Morons | "Fucktards." |
| Completely naked | Butthefucknaked |
| Thanks | "Fuck you very much." |
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